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Man Saved Against All Odds!
The surf lifesavers who crowded Gisborne last week for the national contest should have come a few weeks earlier, when they would have seen a rescue at Makarori Beach which would have made their hair curl (flat-tops and all).
It was a real Keystone Cops job with complications from Greek mythology.
Just when the life-savers, manly fellows, were dashing to the rescue, their courageous resolves were melted by a sight of a Sea Siren. You remember the Sirens—the fabulous creatures who lured men to destruction by their song? Well, this Siren didn't sing... but, readers, was he Fabulous!
1. Watchers see Geoff Hanlen sinking for third time...
2. But all is well—here come, the lifesavers: Tom King, Jim McCullough, Roy Ivess, Spencer Townsley, & Brian Richardson.
3. Siren Bert (now, ain't he real cute?) lures would-be recuers away from duty
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4. Rescue was watched from beach by large crowd
5. Victim had tough time coming ashore
6. Filled with remorse, Bert assists while body is pumped dry. With luck he might be saved yet.
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7. Bert's aid is complicated by strap-trouble.
8. God save us—here comes the Doctor!
9. Doc Derek Fitzgerald operated and removed a lot of chocolate fish which he gave to the kiddies.
10. At this stage the Foto Noos camera caught fire, enabling us to write Finis to this stirring epic.