Butchered Butchery

Put yourself in the place of a butcher. How would you feel if you arrived at your shop one Monday morning to find the shop window decorated with an array of bogus display signs?

When Mr L. Woodbury arrived at his Wainui Butchery recently, that's just what he found. His first impulse was to wipe them off. On second thoughts he realised that these signs were rather clever and left them there.

Who the practical joker was is still a mystery but whoever he was, he certainly made an expert job of his ribaldry.

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The decorated window

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Mr Woodbury puzzles over ½ meat ½ fat scroll

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Mr Woodbury's shop faces Wainui Beach past Okitu